memo
To:The guy driving in front of me, the guy driving behind me
From:Another Guy with a Computer
CC:
Date:April 28, 2026
Subject:About your vehicle lights
Data Classification Level:Public

As you are likely aware, it is evening now. Could you be so kind as to make sure your head lights are operating properly?

To the guy driving in front of me, please turn your head lights on.

To the guy driving behind me, please turn your high beams off.

Your prompt attention to this matter is appreciated.